How to Succeed at Failing Miserably

The Road to Success.

Software development is hard. It's easy to do it badly. But if you really want to be the worst, you've got a lot to learn. Branching. Merging. Testing. Coding. Opportunities abound to truly fail spectacularly. To achieve the epic fail. To not just face-palm but face-plant.

Let's get the wheels of the release cycle spinning. Together we can make sure that projects aren't just run into the ground but buried!

I'm certain everyone has their own experiences from their own development journey. It's a road best not walked alone. You'll need managers and teammates. Customers, they're coming along. Vendors too. Let us begin!